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Twilight Fangirl Skit - WARNING: Coarse Language

Fri Jun 26, 2009, 1:32 PM
WARNING: The following skit contains adult language not suitable for non-adults pretending to be adults.

-TWILIGHT FANGIRL SKIT (FOR TEH LULZ)-

So a Twilight Fangirl breaks into my house and starts asking me questions...

FANGIRL: sup randum pplz meh name is twilightfangirlwantingtomakehankypankywithedward96 and i wuld leik to ask u a few questions

ME: ...How did you get in my house?

FANGIRL: question number 1: wut do u think about twilight?

ME: ...Twilight, huh? Yeah, it's alright. Great even.

FANGIRL: lol i nose, rite?

ME: Yeah, it's very interesting, the plot is well-written, and the story is very compelling. The excitement, the drama, the romance... and it was such a shocking moment... when Special Agent Kate Todd got shot in the head.

FANGIRL: ...WTF r u talking about, n00b?

ME: NCIS; what the fuck are YOU talking about?

FANGIRL: ...okay...n00b...um...wut is ur opinion on bella/edward? (cuz edwards HOT SHIT!!!)

ME: Oh, yeah. Bella/Edward. Such a sweet pairing, I tell ya. You can definitely tell they're into each other.

FANGIRL: oh, ya ttly, dood

ME: And they were interested in a lot of the same things, which helps in many relationships... And I think it would've worked out rather nicely... if McStarley hadn't shot them.

FANGIRL: ...wut?

ME: And damn Breckel just lets it happen and runs over to his little helicopter while Stone Cold Steve Austin shoots at him with MP5s.

FANGIRL: ...wut?

ME: And then he blows him up with an ankle bomb. Ah... man, I love The Condemned...

FANGIRL: ...WTF r u talkin about?

ME: ...We aren't talking about Bella and Eddie C.?

FANGIRL: ...n00b. okay, wut ur view on stephanie?

ME: Man, Bella's glasses were awesome in that movie.

FANGIRL: ...n00b?

ME: They were like... Urkel glasses with yellow sides.

FANGIRL: ...n00b, r u paying attenshun to me?

ME: ...I'm sorry, what?

FANGIRL: wut ur view on stephanie?

ME: Oh. Well, obviously I love her. I mean... come on! She's my sister!

FANGIRL: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

ME: ...Oh, are we talking about one of the Stephs on here?

FANGIRL: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

ME: Then clarify.

FANGIRL: stephanie meyer.

ME: Oh. No, I don't like her.

FANGIRL: N00B!!! I HATE U!!! *runs out the door*

ME: ...Phew... Got out of that one alive...

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  • Listening to: Not Twilight
  • Reading: Not Twilight
  • Watching: Not Twilight
  • Playing: Not Twilight
  • Eating: Not Twilight
  • Drinking: Not Twilight

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