Twilight Fangirl Skit - WARNING: Coarse Language-TWILIGHT FANGIRL SKIT (FOR TEH LULZ)-
So a Twilight Fangirl breaks into my house and starts asking me questions...
FANGIRL: sup randum pplz meh name is twilightfangirlwantingtomakehankypankywithedward96 and i wuld leik to ask u a few questions
ME: ...How did you get in my house?
FANGIRL: question number 1: wut do u think about twilight?
ME: ...Twilight, huh? Yeah, it's alright. Great even.
FANGIRL: lol i nose, rite?
ME: Yeah, it's very interesting, the plot is well-written, and the story is very compelling. The excitement, the drama, the romance... and it was such a shocking moment... when Special Agent Kate Todd got shot in the head.
FANGIRL: ...WTF r u talking about, n00b?
ME: NCIS; what the fuck are YOU talking about?
FANGIRL: ...okay...n00b...um...wut is ur opinion on bella/edward? (cuz edwards HOT SHIT!!!)
ME: Oh, yeah. Bella/Edward. Such a sweet pairing, I tell ya. You can definitely tell they're into each other.
FANGIRL: oh, ya ttly, dood
ME: And they were interested in a lot of the same things, which helps in many relationships... And I think it would've worked out rather nicely... if McStarley hadn't shot them.
FANGIRL: ...wut?
ME: And damn Breckel just lets it happen and runs over to his little helicopter while Stone Cold Steve Austin shoots at him with MP5s.
FANGIRL: ...wut?
ME: And then he blows him up with an ankle bomb. Ah... man, I love The Condemned...
FANGIRL: ...WTF r u talkin about?
ME: ...We aren't talking about Bella and Eddie C.?
FANGIRL: ...n00b. okay, wut ur view on stephanie?
ME: Man, Bella's glasses were awesome in that movie.
FANGIRL: ...n00b?
ME: They were like... Urkel glasses with yellow sides.
FANGIRL: ...n00b, r u paying attenshun to me?
ME: ...I'm sorry, what?
FANGIRL: wut ur view on stephanie?
ME: Oh. Well, obviously I love her. I mean... come on! She's my sister!
FANGIRL: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
ME: ...Oh, are we talking about one of the Stephs on here?
FANGIRL: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
ME: Then clarify.
FANGIRL: stephanie meyer.
ME: Oh. No, I don't like her.
FANGIRL: N00B!!! I HATE U!!! *runs out the door*
ME: ...Phew... Got out of that one alive...
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He's an average Asian ...
You're welcome. But I still got a long way to go, though.
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THE ENFIVEINATOR'S WORDS OF WISDOM:
They say it takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
Well, duh! Why do you think it's so easy to do so?
I mean, more people means less work. I'm sure it's the same for muscles.
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